Pierre-Michel from Quebec, Canada axes: Do all Pirates wear gayish necklaces like yours?

Pierre-Michel from Quebec, Canada axes:
Do all Pirates wear gayish necklaces like yours?

If by ‘gayish,’ you mean ‘manly-because-the-necklace-is-clearly-made-of-shark-teeth-from-a-shark-the-Pirate-obviously-killed-himself (not-in-an-animal-abuse-way-but-in-a-mano-e-sharko-Extreme-Cage-Match-Spectacular-sort-of-way),’ then yes. Yes it is. If I’d lost that Cage Match, then somewhere out in the high seas, there’d be a shark wearing MY teeth around ITS neck. And that’d really get my orthodontist’s blood boiling.
Now, PM from QC, let me ax you this: isn’t claiming that yer from Quebec, Canada something of an oxymoron? No, I’m not calling you a moron; but I’m under the impression that Quebec tries to claim they’re not a part of Canada, and they keep trying to secede. Like the San Fernando Valley trying to secede from LA. Or George Clooney seceding from ER.
If I wanted to pillage Quebec, Canada, would I be pillaging two separate places? Or one place with two names? Or two places that thinks they’re two places but are really one entity with two distinct personalities. Like John Lithgow in Raising Cain?
The Paradox of your locale confuses my Pirate Brain.